Get thee to the queer cornery, people. It’s Fiesta, that means time for cheap beer, carnivals, parades and the ostentatious shenanigans of Cornyation. Don’t cry about it later if you miss all the glittery, disco ball crown of thorns and blooming, rainbow umbrellas sent from the benevolent heavens. Check out the ticket info before it’s sold out…

This is evidence of previous absurdities: